I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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