Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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