doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
That's when you crack a 10am beer
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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