I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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