I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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