you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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