in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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