dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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