Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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