In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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