i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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