I looked at my own cervix.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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