The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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