I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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