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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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