gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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