i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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