I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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