One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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