just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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