You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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