What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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