U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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