used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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