Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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