She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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