everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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