You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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