If i come over, it means nothing
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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