But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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