quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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