White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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