He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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