I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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