Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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