I hope mine doesn't look like that
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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