Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
How's work?
Spinning.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Those nachos came to me in a dream
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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