Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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