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Wipe that smile off your face.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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