hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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