Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
