we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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