mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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