he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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