he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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