I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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