Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The struggles of a small town man whore
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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