i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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