I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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