I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
