oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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