Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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